The news that we had all expected to hear has finally arrived. Northern Chittowa, the Arch Chancellor of the FRA, and member of such regions as the GRA, Lazarus, and GB&I, has finally come out of the closet. The COFR Herald, written by Jivdom, a close and trusted friend of 'NC', reported the following:
Prominent Nationstates personality Northern Chittowa inadvertently came out of the closet in the GRA.
Jivdom said that his evidence came the GRA having 2 Citizenship threads, and "he used the one that I declared to be gay... I assumed he was trying to tell us something...".
Northern Chittowa has refused to deny the claims, which have only served to fuel the speculation that Jivdom's 'outing' is genuine. Additionally, he has turned down the chance to 'prove' his heterosexuality by taking the 'Gay test' (http://www.faxtoons.com/quiz/gay_quiz.php ), and a well-placed source alleged that he had in fact already taken the test, but refused to post the results, as they were "as close as you can get to 100% without being Elton John".
Reactions from the wider NS World have generally been receptive, although Pidgeon Island of the GRA was overheard muttering about lynching. One important figure in the FRA reacted by exclaiming that he has never known that NC has been in the closet, which has led some to believe that he has been leading a double life, with a presence in the well-known NationStates region 'Gay'.
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